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On tonight's program we'll bring you the latest going on's in: Cat's in Sinks. Where you get to see Cat's.....IN Sink's

http://catsinsinks.com/

Then we'll pop over to see how Ken is getting on with his Paper Airplanes. Boy, does that point look sharpe

http://www.paperplane.org/

We will also have a special report from Air Sickeness Bag Monthly. Need a puke?

http://www.airsicknessbags.com/

We'll also tonight be going over to see if that is a Pylon in your pants, or are you just pleased to see me? If you are I'm free tonight and will be in Roger's Bar later tonight at nine. At ten I will be in Roger's Arm's

http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/bigh/bigh/pylonof.htm

And after all this excitement you need a Coffee Break, then why don't you pop over and see what Coffee Stirrer is in the Round Window

http://www.rubbermullet.co.uk/

Hey!! You like sugar? I do. Then why don't you go over and see what Sugar Bag is your fav. I like the pink one with flower's around the edge myself

http://the.millerfamily.name/sugar/

Damn, late for work now!!! Your car nots working? Then why not ask Pete for a ride on his Trolleybus. He's quick........and so is his Trolleybuses

http://www.g4orx.btinternet.co.uk/trolleybus.htm

Do you have the world's smallest large thing? I know I do. See if all size fits all

http://www.worldslargestthings.com/

Is it a bird? Well yes it is actually. Martin has a big collection of birds and if you give a peck on the cheek, he'll let you see his Owl's........made from all kind of materials Is that his wife's underwear I can see? Naughty Martin. You'll know it will never fit your wife again after you've been wearing it

http://www.unusualmuseums.org/owl/

Are you sad like me? Do you miss those Test Cards that used to be on after TV had finished at night? I can never finished anything these day's, not after that Court Case anyway. It was all lies. I've just got a thing about Badger's that's all

http://www.meldrum.co.uk/mhp/testcard/index.html

Do you like kinky sex? I do. The wife doesn't though. So what do I do to get my kicks these day's? I get her to do some Exterme Ironing!!!!

SEXXXXXXXYYYYY

Look at the cord on that one

http://www.extremeironing.com/

Still feeling randy after watching your wife do all that Ironing? Need a break from the hum-drum? Well take your wife and your mattress on vaction with you. They're very absorbent.........the mattress is also pretty good for those little accidents you may have as well

http://www.streetmattress.com/sm.php

Are you hungry after humping that mattress all around? Need some food? Bacon? Yummy

http://bacontarian.com/

Your randy feelings have gone. You've had a quick sandwich and you've seen your wife do alot of ironing in a dirty Boiler Suit. Fancy a trip to the races? Win some money? Still have a need for some food though? Then why not put both of them together and go Cheese Racing. Watch that Edam go, but boy I wish I put a £5 each way bet on the Red Liecester

http://www.cheeseracing.org/

Feel the need to take some drugs? You're wife does after all that bloody ironing you made her do!!! Worried that the police might catch you? A long prison sentence? Then why not get into Mint Rubbing. It's safe, it has no side effects when inhaled, plus you can make a nice Mint Cake out of it afterwards

http://www.mintrubbing.org/

Do you live in Nottingham, London or Portsmouth? Nutter, Tux and Caseyjay does. Want to know where they get there kicks from? Living on the wildside? Taking their lifes to the edge, then quickly bring themselves back before their Pot Noodle gets cold? The sport among ALL sports? A kick which is so great it's better then sex?

Yep, you've guess it. They go Supermarket Trolley Spotting: Where the men are men and Belguim is a small country just outside of Cambridge

http://www.trolleyspotting.co.uk/

Are you sad that this is now coming to an end? I say that to my other half when she tells me to get off because I'm crushing her. Is a tear now starting to appear in the corner of your eye? No, not that one, the other one!!! Are you lonely, depressed and faithless knowing that England will be beaten 3-1 on coconuts to Germany in the forthcoming World Cup? Sorry that you don't have the sex drive of Faust?

Then fear not my friends as I shall show you my Tissue Box Cover Collection.............no snotting now!!!!!!

http://members.tripod.com/nkim2/tissue.html

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